Family Crest
Do you want to see your family crest?
Simply enter your details on the form below and submit them to Mystic Mog.
You'll then see your family crest and motto appear in the shield below.
The heraldic symbols are listed below with the family traits that they represent. If the meanings of two or more symbols conflict it signifies that insanity runs in the family.
- Aeroplane - jet setter, exciting, lively
- Aluminium Recycle - weak bladder, incontinence
- Bed - lazy, dopey
- Bicycle - slag, likes to put it about
- Caution! - cowardly, timid
- Children Crossing - kiddy fiddler
- Cross Winds - flatulent
- Dockside - bad driver, lack of co-ordination
- Duck - bird brained, stupid
- Electricity - dynamic in the sack, high sex drive
- Horse - well endowed, sexually attractive
- Ice - lack of sexual desires, a prude
- Information - smart arse, arrogant
- Knife & Fork - glutton, eats like a pig
- Man - masculine, a bit of a lad, attractive to women
- Old People - miserable old git, unpopular
- Sheep - sheep shagger, sodomite
- Skull - nutter, argumentative
- Speeding Camera - love of pornography, perverted, sex crazed
- Tea Cup - tea total, wimp, anti-social
- Thistle - mean, tight fisted
- Umbrella - wet, dull, uninteresting
- Wine Glass - piss head, alcoholic
- Woman - feminine, a girly, attractive to men
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