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This picture is conclusive proof of the existence of aliens from another world. Their objectives are all too clear:

Observe us and find our weaknesses, for example, chocolate, alcohol, TV, squeaky toys, sheep, brass plates and biros.
Sneak up when we're asleep.
Plunder Mother Earth of her resources and take them back to the dirty little planet on the other side of the unknown universe.
Eat the human race one at a time with a large portion of chips and a little green side salad.

Don't say you haven't been warned and don't forget you read it here first.