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This picture is conclusive proof that dolphins are ultra-intelligent and can speak the Queen's English. The dolphin spokesfishtypething demanded the following:

The release of all dolphins held in captivity.
An aquarium on the UN council.
Fisherman to pay a fishing tax of 25% of their catch.
Free school meals and those little sachets of Tartar Sauce to be distributed liberally across the seven seas.

Don't say you haven't been warned and don't forget you read it here first.