Strange But True

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This spine-chilling picture is conclusive proof that ghosts exist. Our courageous reporter attempted an interview with the apparition but the only thing that it would say was "whooo". A spooksperson for the Society of Street Preachers said, "Ghostly sightings are on the increase. This is a sure sign that the end of the world is near. We're all doomed to burn in the fires of hell for eternity." Our reporter stated that this was the most terrifying moment of his life and that he would have much preferred to meet the ghost again.

Don't say you haven't been warned and don't forget you read it here first.