Strange But True

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This photograph is conclusive proof that the effects of the Millennium Bug are still being felt.

Computer users who spend more than two hours a day working in front of a monitor are at extreme risk of mutation and Internet users are 200 times more likely to suffer from this untreatable, painful and highly dangerous disease.

Computer manufacturers have stated that 'a little pain never hurt anybody' and have promised free Internet access to users who can prove that the symptoms are computer related and not the side effects of eating too many cheeseburgers.

A well known high street fast food chain have claimed that their chips are millennium compliant but added that they may be able to offer employment to those most seriously effected.

The sufferer, who wished to remain anonymous so that people would not point her out in the street, said that she didn't realise the danger and now she feels like a complete clown.

Don't say you haven't been warned and don't forget you read it here first.