Strange But True

Latest news from the world of the subnormal

This photograph is conclusive proof that dinosaurs still stalk The Earth.

On the first of April our intrepid photograph went missing while on a bird watching holiday in Scotland. Two weeks later the Highland Police discovered his watch, wedding ring, and camera in a pool of dried vomit in a lonely wooded area close to a stream.

The film in the camera was processed at the local chemist shop where his terrifying final photograph was developed. A police spokesman said, "We have very little to go on and we believe the predator has moved on to another part of the country, anyway there's no way we're going back into those woods. If anyone does see the attacker we advise them not to approach it because it is armed with sharp teeth that could give you a nasty nip."

Cosmic Corner pass on their deepest sympathies to his wife and fourteen kids. We want them to know that he will be fondly remembered as the guy who died most horribly and painfully, eaten alive, feet first whilst being swung around like a rag doll, blood spurting everywhere and guts hanging out. He was a first class photographer who had that all important talent for being in the right place at the right time.

Don't say you haven't been warned and don't forget you read it here first.