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This photograph is conclusive proof that giants exist.

This photo was taken on a small independent island off of the west coast of Britain. Our fearless photographer had followed a trial of massive footprints up into the barren mountains and finally discovered the giant's liar behind a rocky outcrop. "I could see the giant peeping out through a hole in the rocks, at this point I decided to return back to the hotel in the village to have a large drink and change my underwear."

When questioned about the giant, one islander replied, "It is because of the giant that this island has remained independent from the mainland and although we have to feed the giant with 600 sheep a month and twelve virgins a year, it is far better than suffering the taxes of the British Inland Revenue. The giant is also very fond of tourists so that keeps the blighters away."

Don't say you haven't been warned and don't forget you read it here first.